Three days

until North Carolina!
It's about damn time.

Went to Cedar Point yesterday
for the first time in 10 years.
Went on every coaster but
Maverick & Top Thrill.
Maverick = broken.
Top Thrill = bullshit.

Got hit on by 3 indian kids and a juggalo.
FML.

Bringing me to my next topic:
WHY THE FUGG DO I ONLY
ATTRACT GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE
ONCE EVERY SO OFTEN?

Any other time it's uggos and tards.
C'mon. F'real?
I'm thinkin I deserve someone decent.
Amirite? Amirite?

If I wasn't so sure everyone was leaving me,
I'd probably try a little harder to put myself out there.
I'm going to be the only one left in the area.
No one staying is attractive.
So there's no point.

WHERE THE FUCK IS JACK!?
Have not seen that kid in forever...
AHEM.