Tale From The Lube.

30 Year Old:"I don't eat beef, which is why I haven't been sampling burgers."
Test Horse:"Well, see it's steak, not beef!"
30 Year Old:"Oh...well... but still."



Test Horse:"Ohhh myyy gaawwdd are these aaaallll mediuum?
I can't fiit intooo a mediuum. Ohhh myyy gaawwdd are there no smalls?"
*turns, looks at me*
Test Horse:"Are thooose smaalllls?"
Me:"Yes."
Test Horse:"Caannn weee liiike commmpromise? You switch one you your smaallls
with one of my mediuummms? I can't fit into a mediummmm."
Me:"Ah no dude, I can't fit into a medium."
Test Horse:"You caaan't even liiiike traaade? I can't fit into a mediuuumm."
Me:"Me neither, and these fit me perfectly, so no. Sorry."
*Test Horse surveys me with a look of "small = not for you"*


Total amount of Lube Loot so far: $69.
Everyone should just quit.