Real college

I'm never gonna go.
I swear.

I need to schedule for spring semester.
"okay so do it"
I need to find out which credits transfer.
"i thought you had that done"
No, I'm going to UC now.
"JESUS CHRIST BEE, WE NEED TO KNOW ALL THE FACTS AND WHAT'S GOIN ON HERE.
I DON'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING UNTIL WE TALK TO SOMEONE FROM THE COLLEGE
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH"



...can't I have a civilized conversation sans-yelling?