I couldn't hit water

if I fell out of a boat.


I'm already done with school.
I don't wanna do anything
but hang out with friends
and reconnect and do tattoos.

I miss everyone I used to be close to.
I feel like I have no friends because
I have no time to do anything.

AND I STILL HAVE TO READ 7 CHAPTERS OF FRANKENSTEIN.
BY MONDAY.


Sad Story:
My parents are asleep and I wanna relax.
I'm hungry and I just got off work.
I unwrap my half eaten burrito & put it on a plate.
I take 2 bites and put it down on the table.
I walk down the hall to see why my dog was making a fuss
and it turns out he's pooped in the hallway.
So I scold him & start cleaning up. I'm halfawy through
when I hear rustling and a THWACK!
I run down the hall to see what's up,
and he's eating my damn burrito.
I throw the rest of it out and sit down to watch tv.
I turn the tv on and I get no picture.
Audio, no visual.

3 strikes, I'm out.