end of ze world?

Earthquake 1: Haiti
Earthquake 2: Chile

I'm thinkin I'll be okay as long as the
earthquakes stay as far away from me
as they possibly can.

Which is asking a lot,
since Ohio/Lake County is ON A FAULT LINE.

More specifically,
THE PERRY NUCLEAR POWER PLANT
IS ON A FUCKING FAULT LINE.

Fingers crossed I get hit with radioactive ooze
and turn into something awesome.


And as for guy #1, I'm not sure I'll be able
to put up with his mood swings.
I've been put in this situation before,
and I really don't want to go through with this again.