Knock Knock Knock

I was amidst a dream where I was on
the phone with my mom & she told me
she was sending people over to wake me
up because I sleep in too late.

I hear knocking on my front door.
Think nothing of it.
The doorbell rings.
Think it's one of my friends.
The knocking & ringing goes on
for a good 15 minutes until I get
so pissed off I get up.
Just as I do, the phone rings.

Me: HELLO?
Voice: Who is this?
Me: This is Brittany, who is this?
Voice: This is the willoughby police department,
there are policemen at your door,
could you please go to it.
Me: Sure.

Holy crap was I pissed.
I thought it was like 12 pm,
but no. It was 9:30 am.

They were looking for Lindsay.
She wasn't with me.
They didn't believe me.
I told them again.
They took my info & asked me to call her.

Linds: Hey.
Me: Hey dude...uh...where you at right now?
Linds: My house, I just woke up.
Me: Really? When did you get there?
Linds: 10 Minutes ago. Why?
Me: Uh...
Linds: Dude did the cops go to your house too?
Me: Too? Who else did they go to?
Linds: WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!? I'm gonna kill my mom.
Me: Okay dude, I'll talk to you later.


I feel horrible.