My faux diploma.

I just recieved a letter from my
(former) principal. It reads:


Dear Parent/Guardian and South high Senior,

It has been brought to our attention that the
South High School dipomas (produced by Jostens)
have a spelling error. Specifically, the word "Certifies"
should be singular, namely, "Certify".

I deeply regret this error. To rectify the situation,
Jostens has agreed to reprint the diplomas at their cost.
You will recieve the corrected diploma within two weeks.

I thank you in advance for your patience and your understanding.

Respectfully,
Paul A. Lombardo
Principal


I lol'd.