Seriously though,

who puts a god damn shredder in front
of the fucking computer?
Didn't wanna turn on the light in the room
and ended up tripping over the thing,
spilling all the pieces of paper out.
Good thing no one saw that [Jack].


In an even more serious manner,
why does my best friend hate me?
Here's what's happened to me lately:

1. She says I'm awkward for not talking
to the guy she claims is "ruining my life",
and yet she's chattin away & giggling.

2. We make plans to go to the beach
saturday morning, and she flakes cause
"she wants to go to stacey's & it's supposed
to rain sometime during the day." It was
fucking gorgeous outside. She didn't go to Stacey's.

3. SHE LET'S ME RUN INTO A GLASS DOOR.
"I was going to tell you, but I wanted to see if you'd
actually do it. And you did. And it was funny!"

HA FUCKING HA.


So I did what any best friend would do
and threw a full can of pepsi at her.

She's on strike 2.